I’ve got stubby fingers, big feet, thick thighs and stretch marks that look like a map of all the interstates in America. My eyebrows kind of meet over the bridge of my nose and I’m the proud owner of a set of cankles. My upper lip is thin and a few of my teeth grew in at odd angles.


I’ve got some really pretty eyes. They don’t see well and are usually hidden behind my glasses, but they are by far, my best physical feature.

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